"Someone's driving the car and you're trying to change the tire at the same time. That's very difficult."
-- Sang Son (Professor) - CS 414: Operating Systems - 2001-04-09

"TCP is the Fortran of networking."
-- Jörg Liebeherr (Professor) - CS 551: Internet Engineering - 2001-04-02

"OK, listen up y'all."
-- John Knight (Professor) - CS 340 Laboratory - 2001-04-02

"You play, and the you get messed up."
-- Bill Haubert - 2001-03-31

"You're allowed to talk to yourself."
-- Tom Horton (Professor) - CS 494: Object Oriented Analysis and Design - 2001-03-29

"Just tell us, no one knows."
-- Phil Varner - CS 494 Lecture - 2001-03-29

"Are you people idiots?"
-- Phil Varner - CS 340 Laboratory - 2001-03-28

"You can punch me later."
-- Mako Koyama (Instructor) - JAPN 102: Elementary Japanese II - 2001-03-28

"According to Bible, it didn't happen."
-- Sang Son (Professor) - CS 414: Operating Systems - 2001-03-26

"That question is not very easy to answer."
-- Jörg Liebeherr (Professor) - CS 551: Internet Engineering - 2001-03-22

"Everything I told you was true."
-- Jörg Liebeherr (Professor) - CS 551: Internet Engineering - 2001-03-22

"I think you get a Ph.D. easier than that."
-- Jörg Liebeherr (Professor) - CS 551: Internet Engineering - 2001-03-22

"If you could tell the future, you wouldn't be here in operating systems, you'd be at the stock market..."
-- Sang Son (Professor) - CS 414: Operating Systems - 2001-03-21

"It just goes on like this. This is my life."
-- Jörg Liebeherr (Professor) - CS 551: Internet Engineering - 2001-03-20

"Why am I saying this? I have no idea why I'm saying this."
-- Jörg Liebeherr (Professor) - CS 551: Internet Engineering - 2001-03-20

"Everything is closed except your mind."
-- Sang Son (Professor) - CS 414: Operating Systems - 2001-02-28

"He's just a very unpleasant person, Dijkstra."
-- Jörg Liebeherr (Professor) - CS 551: Internet Engineering - 2001-02-27

"Instead of buying soccer players they bought computer scientists."
-- Jörg Liebeherr (Professor) - CS 551: Internet Engineering - 2001-02-27

"Well, I lied."
-- Jörg Liebeherr (Professor) - CS 551: Internet Engineering - 2001-02-20

"Koyama-sensei is so baka."
-- Mako Koyama (Instructor) - JAPN 102: Elementary Japanese II - 2001-02-16

"It's cold, now. Funny how that happens when the rain gets dark."
-- Jennifer Kahng - 2001-02-15

"This is sort of the 8086 of routing protocols."
-- Jörg Liebeherr (Professor) - CS 551: Internet Engineering - 2001-02-15

"If this were the phone company, it would go to jail."
-- Jörg Liebeherr (Professor) - CS 551: Internet Engineering - 2001-02-08

"You need another proxy la la la something."
-- Jörg Liebeherr (Professor) - CS 551: Internet Engineering - 2001-01-30